壹看完指环王+霍比特人的你，十年等待一个《the last goodbye》的你，有没有想过如果时空可以穿越至中土世界，将是一件非常惬意迷人的事情。尤其是那儿有充满生活乐趣的夏尔，高贵神秘的洛丝萝林，气势恢宏的米那斯提力斯。还有一帮有情有义的小伙伴。那么接下来就让我们看看生活在中土世界的优缺点吧！—— www.
Pro: Exploring the vast beautiful landscapes.
优点：可以涉猎美丽的风景！
Con: Ending up in Mordor.
Pro: Taking a walk through the woods.
优点：可以在树林漫步！
Con: Then being attacked by giant spiders.
缺点：然后被巨型蜘蛛咬得体无完肤……
Pro: Having a feast with Dwarves.
优点：可以和矮人一起胡吃海喝！
Con: Having to clean up after them.
缺点：然后你负责吃后的清理工作……
Pro: Drinking with hobbits.
优点：你可以和霍比特人一起喝酒
Con: Being stared down if its at The Prancing Pony.
缺点：然后在跃马酒店被众人的眼神杀死……
Pro: Chilling with elves in Rivendell.
优点：可以在瑞文戴尔与冰清玉洁的精灵游玩！
Con: Until they decide to leave to the Undying Lands.
缺点：然后他们抛下你去了不死之地……
Pro: Visiting an epic city like Minas Tirith.
优点：可以造访刚铎的首都，史诗级的城堡，米那斯提力斯。
Con: Being hunted down by a pack of Wargs on the way.
缺点：然后在去的路上成为饿狼们的盘中餐……
Pro: Lighting it up with Gandalf.
优点：可以和甘道夫一起抽烟聊天。
Con: Got too stoned, wondered off, and ran into these three.
Con: 然后吸了太多，沉迷其中不能自拔，终于变成了他们仨……
Pro: Canoeing down a magestic river.
优点：可以泛舟于迷人的江河之上
Con: You become prey to a monster in the water.
缺点：然后成为水怪的猎物
Pro: Hanging out with Aragorn, Legolas and Gimli.
优点：可以和阿拉贡、莱戈拉斯及金历幽会
Con: Having to go into battle with them.
缺点：然后他们早已去打仗……
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