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故事一
Three Good Friends
One day, a monkey rides his bike near the river. This time he sees a lion under a tree. The lion runs at him. He is afraid and falls into the river. He can’t swim. He shouts. The rabbit hears him. He jumps into the river. The rabbit swims to the monkey, but he can’t help him. Luckily, an elephant comes along. He is very strong. He helps the rabbit and monkey. Three friends are very happy. They go to the elephant’s home. Then, three of them become good friends.
一天， 一只猴子在河边骑车。这时他看见树下有一只狮子，狮子向他跑来。他非常的害怕，掉进河里。他不会游泳，大叫起来。兔子听见了，跳进水里，但他却没有办法救猴子。幸运的是，一只大象过来了。大象非常强壮，救出了兔子和猴子。他们来到大象的家，在那里吃了一顿大餐。从此他们成了好朋友。
故事二
“Daddy,who is this woman?”Five-year-old daughter asked her father and pointing the photo.
“She is my favorite woman，my true love, and my angel.”The father said.
“But she is not my mom！”The daughter yelled."Mom has a large scar on her face！"
“Oh,yes.If there is no fire at home，your mother is still very beautiful.”
“爸爸，这个女人是谁？”五岁的女儿指着一张照片问父亲。
“她是我最爱的女人，我的真爱我的天使。”父亲说道。
“但是她不是我妈妈！”女儿大叫到，“妈妈的脸上有一大块疤！”
“是啊，如果家里没有那场大火，你妈妈依然很漂亮。”
故事三
Ground Rules
One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I don‘t mind if you look at your watches during class. I do, however, object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they‘re still running."
位于吉拉多海角的密苏里东南州立大学有一位我非常喜欢的老师，他奇特的幽默感很是出名。在对一个新生班级讲解他的基本原则时，他说：“我知道我的讲课可能经常会枯燥乏味，了无生趣，所以如果你们在上课时看表我并不介意。不过我坚决反对你们将表在课桌上猛敲看它们是不是还在走。”
